Having a daughter is harder than you think...!

Especially when she:

1. Looks like she hasn't been eating
2. Screams outobscenities on top of a hill
3. Calls herself a prophet
4. starts pushing cards on a table and using terms like "tap", "in response", and "resolve"
5. gets a boyfriend who does item 4 as well
6. Gets caught by police for, er, random acts with item 5


On the other hand, it's kinda sweet when she gets drunk yet can still remember who her daddy is... :D