Having a daughter is harder than you think...!

Especially when she:

1. Looks like she hasn't been eating
2. Screams outobscenities on top of a hill
3. Calls herself a prophet
4. starts pushing cards on a table and using terms like "tap", "in response", and "resolve"
5. gets a boyfriend who does item 4 as well
6. Gets caught by police for, er, random acts with item 5


On the other hand, it's kinda sweet when she gets drunk yet can still remember who her daddy is... :D

The real reason Scott's a West Ham supporter...

Presenting: The HAMMERETTES!!!



On the football field folks!



In one of their wiggly routines..



a bit blur, but check out THAT TATTOO!!!



Guess where Lampard, Cole and the Ferdinand brothers graduated from?



With this kind of welcome, they damn well better do well!

West Ham, the academy of choice!

Hilarious CSI episode...

So every once in a while I catch CSI and yesterday watched this one episode that was fun and freaky at the same time!

Basically what happens is that they find a dead guy in a raccoon suit, and upon further investigation, discover a whole community that believes in acting on animal instinct.

If you think that just means sex, that ain't it. These people actually socialise and interact in animal suits, aka. plushies and furries! And the dialogue was FULL of deadpan humour!

If you wanna find it, it's from Season 4, "Fur and Loathing" Enjoy!

GOODY TWO SHOES!!!

Came across this 80s song which i haven't heard in awhile and damn if it ain't fun!

With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup makeup
Make sure they get your good side good side

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

CHORUS:
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside

We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know we're going to set them set them
So everyone can take note take note

When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs eyeballs
Pretending that you're Al Green Al Green

No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight big fight

Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
(repeat)
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside

Quick update

Well, today I have another job interview, this time in Subang. Hopefully I'll be able to get back into the thick of things by January.

Although I admit I have had my fair share of social events in the past month or so. Despite not meeting my friends regularly anymore, I was able to attend a couple of events, most recently Triona's, Ahmad's, Ida's and Rizal's birthday party... an event I enjoyed heaps... despite the one-time enforced silence...!

I'll probably be working on revamping this blog's look for 2006, the fact that I haven't even been updating regularly seems to say that it's time for a change...

On the lack of updates...

Honestly, there's just not enough interesting material in my life right now!!!

I have regular updates on my EPL site, prob twice a week, coz there's always something to talk about football. But over here, man, it's tough.

Loved those Kelana Jaya burgers though, man I'd forgotten how good they taste!

Hope I can get to watch Survivor Series too!

Seething teeth

So I finally went off to get my teeth scaled today. Had been putting it off for months, all the way to the fasting month whern I couldn't. One of my cousin's a dentist so she had it done for me.

Although I daresay she was having her kicks drilling my face in. Everytime I rinsed my mouth, so much blood came out I could have auditioned in Exorcist for a minor part. But I guess that tells you how bad the state of my gums were beforehand. I'm surprised I still had all my teeth left after that ordeal..

Mouth feels very uneasy right now, but I guess that's why prevention is always better than cure, right? At least my teeth look better now...

I call upon the mystical feline forces....

Check this out!

Official site for Mirrormask, Gaiman's masterpiece:

Mirror Mask

Looks beautiful doesn't it? I went through a bit of the book Wolf showed me awhile back and it already looks spectacular... I just hope our questionable censorship board does the movie proper justice...

Seasons Greetings

Selamat Hari Raya to everyone out there!!! Maaf Zahir Batin to all... I admit to being a kinda evil person this year... But I appreciate everyone who's stuck by me through my ups and downs, high and lows, you are my true friends! And you know who you are...

Thanks!!!!!!!